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RABBIT HASH, KY -- An unexpected flurry of voting the past couple of days at the General Store in Rabbit Hash has resulted in the emergence of a brand new leader at the polls! And it is not one of the usual front runners...
Toby, the Springer Spaniel, also known affectionately as Tripod, has suddenly overpowered the other mayoral candidates to take the lead in the coveted political race. If his campaign is strong enough to sustain this lead for 5 more days, he could become Rabbit Hash's first three-legged mayor.
The feline and assinine camps are completely astonished by this sudden turn of events. The other canine troupes will not even comment yet. The midnight lamps will be burning all night long in dog houses along the Ohio River tonight, as campaign strategists try to make sense of this latest development.
Here are the current standings as of October 30, 2008, which includes every vote cast thus far, both at the Store and online:
| 1st |
Toby |
1,773 votes |
| 2nd |
Lucy Lou |
1,629 votes |
| 3rd |
Higgins |
1,278 votes |
| 4th |
Macy |
1,050 votes |
| 5th |
Travis |
804 votes |
| 6th |
Izzy |
464 votes |
| 7th |
Rembrant |
319 votes |
| 8th |
Pike |
316 votes |
| 9th |
Molly |
134 votes |
| 10th |
Noggin |
97 votes |
| 11th |
Cletus |
21 votes |
| 12th |
Peggy Lee |
6 votes |
| 13th |
Paulette |
4 votes |
| 14th |
Manson Mayer |
3 votes |
| 15th |
Alex |
2 votes |
Stayed tuned.
Remember... The "electronic" polls will close Monday, November 3rd, at 6:00 PM. No further online voting after that time.
Vote all day long in person at Election Central, the barn in Rabbit Hash, on November 4th.
Vote your favorite candidate into office! Vote from the heart! Vote often! Vote with confidence!
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By: joe baxter on 11-02-2008 09:44
The hash rocks
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