Who Will Carry On Mayor Junior's Legacy?

We are all still mourning the loss of our sweet and beloved mayor, Junior. But we are a 'sitting duck' town (and as you know, a black Lab loves nothing more than a dead duck) without local government leadership.

It seems imperative to the continued vitality and viability of the town of Rabbit Hash to seek out the best and most qualified individual to pick up and carry on all the dogmatic tenets of government established by Junior.
 
As you know, Junior was dogged and tenacious in the execution of his office's duties. Several issues turned into real dogfights, but he doggishly stuck to his gums to implement and popularize his dogmas of small town government.

It will take a unique and exceptional individual to carry on a legacy as dog-gone popular as that left by Junior. It will take an exceptional candidate to gain the trust and support of the general populace, to weed out and bury in a big hole all the dog-legged politicians, who will campaign full force, laying their self-supporting doggerel on the ears of any gullible cur whose vote he may snatch and run off with. 

This election will generate the same impact, interest, and importance while resulting in equally significant ramifications in all quality-of-life issues as that other approaching national election in November. Therefore, both elections will be held on the very same day and online voting will be available world wide thanks to PayPal. Remember, a dog is always your best Pal!

Candidates for the office must reside in the Rabbit Hash precinct boundaries, which by definition, is that distance covered by a dog chasing a rabbit at full speed in one hour's time.....from any direction....even across the river if both the dog and the rabbit make the swim alive. No ducks or geese.

Further details will be announced and available when the dog days of summer are upon us (usually referred to as Old Timers Day).

Don Clare
President
Rabbit Hash Historical Society